Saturday, November 12, 2005

God of the week.




As it is the weekend, I thought we might look at alternative gods to worship (yes I have been reading "The gods are bored" )

So to kick us off, here is the first "God of the week"

PAN: God of Shepherds, Flocks and Fornication. What does that tell you about the ancient Greek countryfolk then?

The son of HERMES, and possibly a goat, PAN was one of the DIONYSUS drinking crowd, with all the leering lusty living this entailed. Woodland glades. NYMPHS. Orgies. Flutes. That sort of thing. You get the picture.

As a God with his hooves firmly placed on the ground, PAN was (and still is) worshipped as a potent deity of fertility and earthiness.

He was known as FAUNUS by the faunicating Romans. In time, his carefree lifestyle began to upset the early Christians, who saw his earthy temptations as a manifestation of the Devil. Who would've thought that the horny old goat would become the blueprint for SATAN, cloven hooves, horns and all?

(Excerpt taken from GODCHECKER website)

I'm back.

I've been on break (hence no posts) for a bit over a week and we had some problems with the weather the day we got back out here. After a bit of a slow start we now have the system set up and are operational so I am now back in my little office.

While I was in transit I was pondering the old question, "What came first, the chicken or the egg?" and have come up with the answer. It was so bleeding obvious I am surprised it took me this long to figure it out.
Of course it was the EGG!! - The original egg came from........ An EGGplant. Der :)